The Beginning

Hello there, interwebs. So I'm starting a blog. Well, I think I'm starting a blog. This might not be the best time to be adding something new to my life. After all, I just started a new job, I'm getting married in 2010, and I'm moving into my first apartment in a month or two. And seeing that you have to spend approximately $YourLifeSavings on a wedding just to make it passable, I think I might need to find something that pays a little more than a starting teacher's salary.

A second job is totally what I expected to need after graduating with honors and with a dual-certification degree! Serves me right for sucking at science.

But enough moping! That's not why I started this blog. I started it to share with you, the almighty internet, the stupidity that I experience in my everyday life. No, it's not another teacher blog complaining about her students and fearing for the future of humanity. My students are smart. My students had to compete to get where they are. They have common sense and they actually use it. Well, most of the time. They are teenagers, after all, and so have stupid moments of their very own. But for the most part, this will be a compedium of what I like to call "814 Moments," a collection of moronic happenings from in and around that very special place called Central Pennsylvania. And maybe, just maybe, if you're very good, I'll throw in some national and worldwide stupidity in here for you. So enjoy, internets! Bask in those moments that make you want to sterilize, bludgeon, and otherwise maim your fellow man. Welcome to Holy Frijoles.